Friday, September 10, 2010

A Brave New Logo

In the spirit of Love, Justice, and the free market, we here at the Brave New Church have a new logo!

How else would you know what the BNC stands for, save for a beautiful new logo which speaks volumes about our mission for the Divine?  Thus, without further ado, we here at the Brave New Offices are pleased to unveil:

For those who are Brave New Leaders, we have issued a News Release asking that all of your bulletins, educational materials, and evangelical activity be clearly marked by this holy logo.  We’re all in this together to share the New Vision of Radical Tolerance and Free Love!  It’s what the Divine calls for in Holy Scripture and we here at the Home Office shall spearhead this project immediately for the sake of Love and free market shares!

*Unless otherwise indicated, this logo is owned by the Brave New Church.  All rights reserved.. No part of these pages, either text or image may be used for any purpose other than to promote radical inclusion, tolerance, and Free Love among all nations. Reproduction, modification, storage in a retrieval system or retransmission, in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical or otherwise, for reasons other than personal use, is strictly prohibited without prior permission from the Brave New Church office and Bishop Barbie.

*Stop using logo and get emergency medical help if you have sudden vision loss. Get emergency medical help if you have any of these signs of an allergic reaction: hives; difficulty breathing; swelling of your face, lips, tongue, or throat and feelings of justice and oppression. Seek assistance if you begin having personal opinions and ideas unrelated to tolerance, inclusivity, and Free Love. During Love related activities, if you become dizzy or nauseated, or have pain, numbness, or tingling in your chest, arms, neck, or jaw, stop and call Bishop Barbie right away. You could be having serious side effects from the Brave New Church.

1 comment:

  1. Dearest Bearer of Butterfly Kisses and Bandaids for booboos,
    Me thinks the new logo to be beautiful - the pink coating is a bit reminiscent of an anti-nausea medicine I sometimes take - works well for heart-burn and other ailments as well. Well done!