Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Mailbag Monday!

Daniel writes, “Bishop Barbie, do you have any enlightening words to share with us about the boycott of Target? Does the Church have an official statement about whether its members can support such a blatantly anti-marriage equality company in good conscience?”

Dearest Daniel,

I must be short since we are dealing with a major… ahem… situation (see post below) here at Higgins. Please stay tuned for a note written on our special letterhead in the days to come. This will be an official letter targeted to Target and targeting all other Target related targets regarding the blatant offenses against unity and the humanitarian efforts we here at Higgins place at the forefront.

Stay tuned. In the meantime, meditate. It’s for your own good.

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